Saturday, January 31, 2009

Movie Review - Taken

In "Taken" Liam Neeson stars as a retired government operative who comes out of retirement to rescue his kidnapped daughter. Let me just say that Liam Neeson is a bad man. It shouldn't have surprised me because after all he played a Jedi in "Star Wars", he trained Batman in "Batman Begins", and he was in the cult classic "Darkman." But this movie takes it to a whole notha level. In "Taken" Liam's character is on par with Jason Bourne or Jack Bauer. I'm telling you he is a bad man.

The movie is good but not great. The action is intense, but the plot is pretty predictable. If you are looking for a good action flick on a cold day go see "Taken"...but go at a matinee price. I give it one thumb up. It's rated PG-13 for intense action, a brief scene with a girl in a nightie, and some drug references...but mostly for the violence.

Rob's Rating System: Two Thumbs up = I loved it, worth paying full price, and I will own it on DVD. One Thumb up = An OK movie, worth a matinee showing, and I may buy it on DVD if I see it in the $5 bin. Thumb to the side = Wait and rent it. I wouldn't be mad if someone gave me this DVD, but I wouldn't buy it. Thumbs down = I hated it, wish I wouldn't have wasted money on it, wouldn't own it on DVD.

Hay Fever '09

Hay Fever is an event that I took the students of Waters Edge Church to. It involves a hayride, hay maze, and bonfire. Two out of three things involve hay...hence the name Hay Fever. The highlight of the event is the hay maze. There are two of them. The maze involves crawling around on your hands in knees in the pitch black dark. There are multiple levels to the maze, including a slide in the middle of the maze. It's a lot of fun. I took 50 of us to the event. Here are some pics.



Pictured above: Wayne, Amy, and Brie coming out of the Hay Maze.


Pictured above: Joe and Amanda roasting hot dogs

Pictured above: Will, Dillon, Monica, Courtney, and Jon staying warm by the fire

Pictured above: Anna, Phil, The Rob, Steph, and David resting after the Hay Maze

Pictured above: the crew on the first hay ride of the night

Pictured above: B-Rad and Mo on the Hay Ride

Friday, January 30, 2009

Super Bowl Sunday

In America the Super Bowl is a HUGE deal. Did you know that Super Bowl Sunday is the biggest at home party day of the year? It's true. Statistics say it's bigger than New Years Eve. Close behind Thanksgiving Americans consume more food on this day than any other day. According to one site I found 7-11 claims that they sell 20% of their total sale of antacid on the Monday after the Super Bowl. It's such a big deal churches cancel or move services. For example Waters Edge 6:00 PM service is moving to 3:00 PM so people can watch the game...or at least the commercials. There is even an online petition to make the Monday after the Super Bowl a holiday. I would be in favor of this!

This day is so BIG it deserves 3 questions from Rob...
  1. Where are you going to watch the Super Bowl?
  2. What do you like more the game or commercials?
  3. Who is going to win?

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Crankitol

This past Sunday at Waters Edge we showed a video in honor of our series Crank It Up. The video is for a brand new product called Crankitol. It's under 2 minutes. If you need a laugh...or at least a chuckle...check it out.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Top Ten Irritating Phrases

Researches at Oxford University have compiled a list of the most irritating phrases used. Many of these are irritating because they are overused ore used in the wrong context.

The top ten most irritating phrases:
1 - At the end of the day
2 - Fairly unique
3 - I personally
4 - At this moment in time
5 - With all due respect
6 - Absolutely
7 - It's a nightmare
8 - Shouldn't of
9 - 24/7
10 - It's not rocket science

One phrase that I think should be on there is "it is what it is." That phrase is used too much. What phrase irritates you? What phrase do you overuse?

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Funny or Awful?

My wife, Monica, sent me this video the other day. Depending on how you feel about people falling, you will either think this video is ha-larious or awful. Watch the clip and decide for yourself.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Top 5 Worst Things That Could Happen To You...

It's Monday, and you might feel like complaining today. Maybe you feel like complaining everyday. Mark Batterson, the author of "In A Pit With A Lion On A Snowy Day", writes a chapter on reframing your thoughts. Instead of complaining today reframe your thoughts to something positive. How do you do that? Instead of focusing on the negative force yourself to focus on the positive. It's the idea that no matter what happens to you...it could be worse. Doing this can help you think about the positive things you do have in life.

I came up with a list to help you reframe your thoughts. If something happens to you today and you feel like complaining think about this list. After all it could be worse.

Top 5 Worst Things That Could Happen To You...
  • Number 5: Walking on broken glass. This one is inspired by the Annie Lennox song Walking on Broken Glass. I heard it on my way to the gym today and I thought "if one piece of glass in my foot hurts walking on glass would really stink."
  • Number 4: Your spouse dies on your wedding day. That would be awful.
  • Number 3: A car accident that kills everyone in your car...but you. It's even worse if it's your family in the car.
  • Number 2: Being Adultnapped. It's like being kidnapped but you are an adult. Have you ever watched this happen on CSI? The person napping the adults does sick things to them. Sick things.
  • Number 1: Living the movie Cast Away. This movie came on over the weekend and Monica and I watched part of it. If you haven't seen it Tom Hanks becomes stranded on a deserted island. Midway through the movie I declared this would be the worst thing that could happen to me. Separated from the people you love, lonely, no food or shelter, and you've got to take out one of your hurting teeth with an ice skate. I hate camping. If this happened to me it would be the worst thing ever.

"The circumstances you complain about become the chains that imprison you." - Mark Batterson

Sunday, January 25, 2009

You Can't See Me...Part Two

Before you read this post please click here to read this post.

So the student that told me that I can't see him in Tecmo Bowl came over to play the game. Not only can I see this student in Tecmo Bowl but I saw him get destroyed in 3 1/2 games. We quit the frist game at halftime so he could pick a different team. It wasn't even close.

Now to this students credit he did beat my buddy Dan in Super Tecmo Bowl. That gave him a little swagger and it made me a little less confident going into the game.

I believe it is only proper to end this post by saying...Mike, you can' t see me in Tecmo Bowl.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Mutant Healing Ability???

I went with my wife, Monica, to the doctor yesterday. We have recently changed doctors and this was her first appointment with our new one. Monica has been sick for over a week. She was diagnosed with a sinus infection. The doctor was questioning whether or not Monica really has a sinus infection. She thought that she may have the flu instead. When I heard the doctor say this I said,

"I have been questioning the same thing. Sinus infections aren't supposed to be contagious but I caught whatever she had."

The doctor then said, "it must not be the flu either if you are already feeling better."

Now I wish I could have my next sentence back.

I said, "I like to think that I have a super mutant healing ability and that is why I'm over it."

Silence.

The doctor never responded. She ignored my joke and went on to take care of Monica. I can't blame her for not responding. How do you respond to that comment?

It was meant to be a joke. As soon as I said it I knew it wasn't that funny and I just came off as a complete comic book nerd. I hoped Monica didn't hear it. We didn't talk about the comment after the appointment. In fact she didn't mention my comment until later that night. She told a friend of ours what I said and the friend responded with...silence. I tried to explain that it was a joke, but it didn't make it any better. Alas, I may have a mutant healing ability but I can't take back bad jokes. Have you ever said something you wished you could take back?

Friday, January 23, 2009

Waters Edge is Sick

A plague as ripped through the offices of Waters Edge. Our staff is small for the size of church we are (small in number not in height. I don't have any way to prove this but I think we are at least average in the height department). Out of the 10 staff members 6 were sick as of Thursday. Our fearless leader, Stu Hodges, has strep throat. Phil Poteat, our ninja worship leader, has been sick for three weeks. Pray for the Waters Edge Staff. If God doesn't heal some people...church will be interesting on Sunday.

Sometimes Life Stinks

I have a friend who is asking for prayer. In just a few sentences I learned that he was expecting baby number two and that the Dr. said they may have had a miscarriage.

I have another friend whose family moved to VA because of a new job. After a few months here the business closed. They are now trying to sell their house so they can move back home. They have no family here, no income, and because of the Housing Market they are struggling to sell their home.

I have another friend who took a job on a leap of faith. He took a job before he sold his house. About six months later his house has still not sold. Almost every weekend he drives four hours to be with his family. Every weekend he has to leave his family to drive back four hours to his job.

Sometimes life stinks.

Monica, (my wife) and I were told that without some type of medical assistance we would not get pregnant. In 2007 without any medical assistance we found out we were pregnant. It was a miracle. The day we found out we were scheduled to go to our first consultation with a fertility specialist. We knew it was going to cost a lot of money so the day of the appointment, on a whim, Monica took a pregnancy test. It was positive. It was the cheap Wal-Mart kind. I didn't trust it so I made her take one again. It was positive. I still didn't trust it so we went out and bought a name brand test. Three tests later and they all gave us the plus sign. We quickly canceled the Fertility Specialist appointment. We new this was a miracle baby. Seven weeks later as we were trying to hear our baby's heartbeat the Dr. told us that our baby had died.

Sometimes life stinks and there are no answers.

Maybe I'm wrong but I don't believe God caused these things to happen. I also don't believe that we lost the baby because of anything we did. It was life in a broken world. Bad things happen...even to people who love God.

The natural question that comes out in times like this is why? I believe God is big enough to handle the why question. But I also don't believe that God will always give us that answer. The question is basically asking is it God's will that we go through unexplainable difficulty? Does God allow bad things to happen? Yes. But that is different than saying He caused it.

As a Christ Follower who has gone through difficult situations I have found comfort that I know what God's will is. The Bible says, Be joyful always; pray continually; give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus I Thess. 5:16-18. God's will is that no matter what life throws at you if you want to survive...pray.

I've found peace knowing that God is in control, loves me, and has a plan. Because I know He loves me I can find joy even when life stinks. It doesn't make it easy. After the tears settle, after I ask all my questions to God, after I beg for Him to intervene...God gives me strength to find His will. Pray continually and God somehow gives strength to endure life when it stinks.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

New Music for your iPod

I posted this in 2009. I stumbled upon it the other day and I thought that it needed to be reposted. The following are the worst album covers of all time.  Let the hilarity begin.


Jim Post album title: I love my life.
Rob's comment: With a mustache like that who wouldn't.



I hope for their sake this title was an innocent mistake.

First Question: Whose idea was it to not wear shirts for this album cover?
Second Question: What is the guy in the middle looking at?

Short shorts have gone out of style for guys but the Jazz hand is never uncool.




All my friends are dead, so I decided to share my depression with the rest of the world.

This is oh so wrong.
The flowers were a nice touch. They make her look less terrorist like.

Knowing that her daughter would feel a little insecure about her nose Mom decided to make sure all the attention went to her hair.




The one armed drummer from Def Leppard has nothing on this lady.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Lost vs. 24

Tonight is the season premiere of ABC's hit TV show Lost. I don't know about the circles that you run in but a lot of my friends are either Lost fans or 24 fans. There doesn't seem to be a lot of bleed over.

I've watched the first 2 1/2 seasons of 24. I started with season one on DVD and I ended up watching practically 24 hours straight of 24 just to get through the season. I hate starting something I can't stop. I liked season one but I didn't love it like most my friends. I then moved on to season two and 24 hours later I had watched that season. I didn't love it but again once I started I just couldn't stop. I then moved on to season three and midway through it I put my foot down. Enough is enough. It's just not that great of a show.

Some of my main criticism of 24 is that in the first couple of seasons Jack's family made the show unbelievable. They became involved in the action but they were supposed to be normal people. I also don't like how within a 24 hour period they twist the good guys and make them bad. It's not that they are flawed and make mistakes they turn and become polar opposites of their character.

I started watching the newest season of 24 and they seem to have fixed the family problem. The still did the whole switch a roo thing with Tony being a bad guy and then becoming a good guy.

I like 24 all right but in my opinion it just doesn't compare to Lost. I know I'm going to get a lot of flack for this, but I'm curious to know what you think?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Weather Men are not insecure

One of the signs of a secure leader is the ability to make decisions and stick with them no matter the out come. A leader does his or her best to lead people to the best position possible, but at the end of the day he or she has to make a decision. If the decision was wrong a good leader will learn from their mistakes and move on.

A Weather Person (man or woman) has to be one of the most secure people alive. They make decisions everyday that affect masses of people. Sometimes their decisions are more like predictions and many times their predictions are wrong. They fail time and time again and yet they are still doing their job the next day.

Case in point the weather people in the 757 area code. All last night they predicted heavy amounts of snow. So much so that many schools canceled today. I woke up early this morning anticipating the massive amount of snow only to find...nothing. At noon the weather people said that there was 100% chance of snow fall. I saw nothing. Not even a flake at noon.

I am guessing that many people are hacked off at the local weather people. Some probably had to take off work to stay with their kids. Others had to go to work when they planned on taking a snow day. Even though they royally messed it up the local weather person is secure enough in themselves to come back and do it again tomorrow. I say here here to the weather people...the most secure leaders around.
Today is the Presidential Inauguration. I don't think I've ever watched an Inauguration before. In fact I vaguely remember watching highlights on the news of past Presidents at their Inauguration. I will be at work during the Inauguration today, but I plan on DVR'ing it. Will you watch the Inauguration today?

I often forget to pray for the leaders of our country. I get so consumed with my life and the things that directly affect me that I forget to make the time to pray for the leaders of America. Whether you watch it or not I would like to encourage everyone who reads this to spend a few minutes praying for our new President. Pray that God gives him wisdom to lead our country. Pray that he would have a heart for God and a heart for what is right and just. There seems to be a lot of pressure on President Obama and if I were him I would appreciate the prayer support.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Monica is sick :(

Monica, my wife, is sick. It started on Friday night. She had a massive headache for two days straight, congestion, a cough, aches and pains. She woke up on Sunday morning and she was not feeling any better. She called me while I was at church and said she was going to go to Med Express (It's a mini Dr.'s office and it is faster than the emergency room).

I called my parents and they graciously drove to pick Monica up and take her to the Dr. At the Dr. Monica had a 102 degree temperature and a sinus infection. She is now on a bunch of medication but she is still not feeling any better. I'm praying she feels better soon. I hate that she is sick.

The Fear of losing

I'm a pretty competitive guy. I don't like to lose. On the other hand if I lose this competition I have a good blog post....

Last week I participated in the Waters Edge Church Directors Off-site. It's 3 days of planning, praying, and brainstorming for the future of Waters Edge Church. I don't know if anyone understands the amount of planning that goes into every decision.

During the Off-site we have a little fun to help us stay creative and energetic. This year we ended up at my father in laws 3-D Black Light mini golf in VA Beach. During dinner Lead Pastor Stu Hodges issued a challenge. The loser of the game would have to jump into the ocean. The competitors were Stu, Bill, Brian, Jake, and Rob.
Now I'm all about competing but what happened during this game was intense. There were moments of confidence and talking junk as well as moments of silence in fear of taking a loss. Bill took a risk on the third hole and missed. He was in last for a couple of rounds until Stu caught him by scoring a 5 on a whole. For the last three holes I thought I was in the clear until...Stu had a miracle come back. He sunk two holes in one in a row. Before he shot he was so nervous about losing he had hives on his neck. I know you can't feel the intensity of this game through a blog but the shots that Stu hit were almost impossible. Because of Stu's Tiger Woods like putting I ended up in last place going into the last whole. I didn't want to come in last...

In the end I pulled it out. Jake came in first followed by a three way tie of dun dun dunnnn...Brian, Stu, and Rob. So last place went to Bill.

Below is a pic of Bill freshly out of the ocean.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Super Tecmo Bowl

The Super Bowl came early to robshep.com and it was oh so sweet. I've mentioned before that my buddy Dan challenged me to a season of Super Tecmo Bowl for the Super Nintendo. We have had some epic battles. It came down to the conference championship. Our teams played each other twice in the regular season and we split the series...both winning one game.

It didn't start off well for Rob. On the opening kickoff Rob messed up and kicked an onside kick that Dan recovered. Dan scored right away and Rob thought he was done for. Dan then scored a field goal to go up by ten points in the first quarter. Then, like a scene out of a movie, Rob led the Dallas Cowboys to a ferocious comeback to beat Dan and the Philadelphia Eagles 35 to 17.

For those of you who care Rob then went on to beat the Buffalo Bills in the Super Bowl. Besides becoming a Christ Follower, getting married, and winning back to back volleyball championships at Student Summer Camp, it was the greatest moment in Rob's life. And yes sometimes Rob writes in third person.

How was church?

Church today at Waters Edge was great. We are in the middle of a series entitled "Crank It Up." Lead Pastor Stu Hodges did a great job delivering a talk on how to "Crank It Up" at your job. As always the Waters Edge band rock'd. I love going to church at Waters Edge on Sundays!

Normally after church I eat and then take a nap. I need the nap to re-energize because I have to come back to church at 4:00 PM to do it all over again...twice. For some strange reason I'm not tired, so I am blogging instead.

I get to write about my life a lot on robshep.com, but I love to hear about other people's experiences. So how was church for you today? If you don't go to church what did you do instead?

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Audition for American Idol

Thanks to the wonderful technology of DVR, I just finished watching the season premiere of American Idol. It got me wondering...if you could sing what song would you audition with?

Friday, January 16, 2009

Cell Phone Rules

Do you own a cell phone? If you do are you the type of person who answers their cell phone? If you don't answer your cell phone will you return the call if someone leaves you a message? If someone leaves you a message on your cell phone do you listen to the message or do you call the person back before listening? There needs to be some cell phone rules for people like this.

I am too attached to my phone. I need some written rules that say things like don't text while hanging out with friends, or don't answer your phone after work.

What if every cell phone came with rules? I don't know how you would enforce these rules. Maybe if you abused the rules your cell phone would shut down for 15 minutes...or your phone could send out a mild but affective shock of electricity.

What rules do you think should be in place for every cell phone user.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

What's that smell? Part One

Do you smell?

When I was in middle school I would tell girls that I liked that they smelled. It would always get a reaction. They would hit me or give me a really dirty look. They then would smell themselves and declare...I DON'T SMELL! I would then tell them that they need to calm down because I didn't say they smelled bad. I simply made the statement that they smelled. This never got me real far with the ladies and it may explain why I was single all through middle school.

The truth is you do smell. You may smell good or you may smell bad but without a doubt you smell like something.

Now the question is what do you smell like? I was reading the Bible the other day and apparently knowing God makes your life smell. When your life reflects the love of God people are drawn to your smell like the smell of a Chipotle burrito. The verse goes on to say that some people will be repulsed by the smell of God...i.e. people who like Moe's (just joking). Either way if you know God your smell should cause others to react...to be continued.

What's that smell? Part Two

So according to the Bible knowing God makes you smell. Why is that? The Bible doesn't really say why, but I have a theory.

It's kind of like going to Starbucks. After you spend some time at Starbucks everyone will know it. Why? Because you will smell like Starbucks for the rest of the day. Seriously...have you ever spent time there? The more time you spend there the longer you will smell like Starbucks. The smell permeates your skin and clothes.

Translation: The more time you spend with God the more you will smell like Him. The more you digest the Bible the more your life will give off God's aroma. Here is something to think about...how does your life smell to the people you come in contact with? Does your life emit the stink of worry, anxiety, trouble, fear, anger, or negativity. Or does your life emit the pleasing aroma of love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, and self control. If you want your life to give off a pleasing aroma then fill it with things that smell good.

Do you smell what the Rob is cooking?

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

I'm your huckleberry

Monica and I recently tried huckleberry ice cream with our friends Dan and Danielle. Immediately after trying it I said "I'm your huckleberry." Just to make sure no one thought I was crazy I asked "does anyone know what movie that is from?"

Monica and Danielle didn't have a clue. Dan knew right away. I then asked Dan if he thought our waiter knew what movie it was from. Dan bet that he did, but I wasn't so sure. We asked the waiter and guess what? He knew.

Later that night I asked Monica's parents if they knew. Monica's dad knew right away. Her mom didn't know.

What's the point of all this? I have yet to find a girl who knows what movie that is from and I have yet to find a guy who doesn't know.

I'm just wondering...do you know what movie "I'm your huckleberry" is from? Don't cheat and look it up on YouTube.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Texting

I heard today that the average teen texts 58 texts messages a day. I then heard stories of some people texting 400 to 500 texts per day. That's crazy!

It got me wondering. How many texts do you send in a day?

Monday, January 12, 2009

Super Tecmo Bowl

The NFL playoffs began at my house today. Today I started the playoffs in the old school game Super Tecmo Bowl for the Super Nintendo.

I mentioned last week that I would update the status of my Super Tecmo Bowl Season on the Super Nintendo. My friend Dan challenged me to a season. We pass the game back and forth because the Super Nintendo didn't have a memory card to save your game progress. The game gets passed in a Trader Joe's brown bag. Included in the bag is a book to record record setting stats.

Dan won the division in the regular season. I needed him to lose his last game and he won...barely. Anyway the playoffs began at my house today. I won two games and I am now in the conference championship waiting for an opponent. Dan gets the game next and if he wins we will play to see who goes to the Super Bowl.

Crank It Up

This January Waters Edge kicked off the New Year with a series entitled Crank It Up. This week we put together a video for a funny element in the service. It stars my dad. I wanted to show it to the world because I think it is really funny. Enjoy.


You Can't See Me

I work with teenagers. I love working with teenagers. I had the following conversation with a teen on Sunday. It started when the teen overheard a conversation I was having with my buddy Dan about the game Tecmo Bowl for the Nintendo.

Teen: Rob, you can't see me.
Rob: What do you mean I can't see you? You are right next to me.
Teen: You can't see me!
Rob: That doesn't even make sense. What's wrong with you?

A few minutes later...

Teen: Rob you can't see me in Tecmo Bowl.
Rob: I don't have a fat clue what you are talking about, but if we ever play Tecmo I will dominate you. You won't even score on me.
Teen: You can't see me in Tecmo Bowl because I have heart.
Rob: Heart has nothing to do with Tecmo Bowl.
Teen: Which button is the turbo button in Tecmo Bowl.
Dan: There is no turbo button in Tecmo Bowl.
Rob: Explain to me what the heck you are talking about when you say I can't see you.
Teen: Everyone at my school says it.
Rob: That's a dumb phrase. It doesn't even make sense.
Teen: It came from playing Xbox live.
Rob: OK that makes sense now.

I love working with teenagers.
Apparently "You can't see me" is in reference to playing Xbox live. It's like playing other players online. You are not physically near them but you can talk to them via a headset.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Advice - updated

So this week I asked for some advice. Read the blog here. If you haven't read the comments on this blog yet make sure you do. Some are funny and some were really helpful in my decision.

I went with John's advice and I mentioned the other wedding to the couple. I told them that each staff member at Waters Edge does the same premarital counseling. The ceremony is pretty similar as well. The couple couldn't have been cooler. They are very laid back and they said they understood completely. They said if one of the other staff members can do the wedding they wouldn't have a problem with it.

I checked with one of the staff members before the session with the couple. He went out of town and didn't get a chance to get back with me. If he can do it then I'll go to my friends wedding. If not then I will happily do their wedding.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Fancy Restaurants

Some good friends of ours treated us to a fancy restaurant called Terrapin. My friend wanted to try it out because it was rated the number one restaurant in Hampton Roads.

To be honest I'm kind of scared of fancy places. I don't know what is appropriate or not. I know some basics like putting my napkin on my lap and keeping my elbows off the table, but that is about it. Terrapin has a dress code. Most of the places I go have a dress code that says shirt and shoes required...but they don't care what type of shirt and shoes you wore. I wore khakis and I tucked in my shirt...that is rare. This led us to wonder what would get us kicked out of a place like this. My friend actually asked our waiter if he would get kicked out for taking off his clothes in the restaurant.

Terrapin is a great restaurant. The atmosphere is great! The wait staff is excellent. The food was really good. At first the portions seemed really small because...well...that is the way fancy places do it. But by the time I finished dessert I was pleasantly full. Each of us picked three courses. I started off with the Mac and Cheese with truffles (sounds fancy huh). I then had Sweet Potato and Acorn Squash Ravioli in a Sage Butter with a Chantrelle & Oven Dried Tomato Ragout. I'm used to ordering items with the description fried or cheese in them. I didn't know how I would feel about this, but I loved it. For dessert I had the Trio of Creme Brulee.

Terrapin is a great restaurant. If you are looking for a nice place to go on a date I would recommend it. Save up before you go because it is pricey. And according to our waiter you will not get kicked out for taking off all your clothes in the restaurant. What is the fanciest restaurant you have ever been to?



Pictured above: Our fancy desserts.

Nose Hairs

Why do I have so much hair in my nose? Seriously! I just plucked out a forest. Normally I try to use some type of nose hair trimmer, but I had so many poking out that I just yanked em with two fingers. And the answer to your question is...yes it hurt.

When I get to Heaven I'm going to ask God why hair refuses to stop growing in unwanted places all the while it goes on strike on my head. I guess it could be worse...I could have it on my ears.

Movie Review - VALKYRIE

Valkyrie is Tom Cruise's newest movie. It's based off the true story of the failed assassination attempt on Adolf Hitler. It is directed by Brian Singer who did The Usual Suspects, X-Men (1 and 2), and Superman Returns.


Valkyrie is a decent flick that kept my attention. It's not great, but it is not a bad movie. My main criticism of the film is that there is not enough character development or action to make it a great movie. The plot was interesting and there were some intense moments, but I just didn't feel the emotional pull of the characters. In order for me to really like this movie I would have had to care about the characters involved. The movie focused on the plot to assassinate Hitler and missed on developing characters that you care about. I give it a thumb to the side.

Rob's Rating System: Two Thumbs up = I loved it, worth paying full price, and I will own it on DVD. One Thumb up = An OK movie, worth a matinee showing, and I may buy it on DVD if I see it in the $5 bin. Thumb to the side = Wait and rent it. I wouldn't be mad if someone gave me this DVD, but I wouldn't buy it. Thumbs down = I hated it, wish I wouldn't have wasted money on it, wouldn't own it on DVD.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

I Love This Story!

I read this on Brad Cooper's blog. He is in charge of leading the students at NewSpring. It is a great article. If you are a pastor and looking for a sermon illustration...you are welcome.

Life of Reilly
There are some games in which cheering for the other side feels better than winning.
by Rick Reilly

They played the oddest game in high school football history last month down in Grapevine, Texas.

It was Grapevine Faith vs. Gainesville State School and everything about it was upside down. For instance, when Gainesville came out to take the field, the Faith fans made a 40-yard spirit line for them to run through.

Did you hear that? The other team's fans?

They even made a banner for players to crash through at the end. It said, "Go Tornadoes!" Which is also weird, because Faith is the Lions.

"I WOULDN'T EXPECT ANOTHER PARENT TO TELL SOMEBODY TO HIT THEIR KIDS. BUT THEY WANTED US TO!"

It was rivers running uphill and cats petting dogs. More than 200 Faith fans sat on the Gainesville side and kept cheering the Gainesville players on—by name.

"I never in my life thought I'd hear people cheering for us to hit their kids," recalls Gainesville's QB and middle linebacker, Isaiah. "I wouldn't expect another parent to tell somebody to hit their kids. But they wanted us to!"

And even though Faith walloped them 33-14, the Gainesville kids were so happy that after the game they gave head coach Mark Williams a sideline squirt-bottle shower like he'd just won state. Gotta be the first Gatorade bath in history for an 0-9 coach.

But then you saw the 12 uniformed officers escorting the 14 Gainesville players off the field and two and two started to make four. They lined the players up in groups of five—handcuffs ready in their back pockets—and marched them to the team bus. That's because Gainesville is a maximum-security correctional facility 75 miles north of Dallas. Every game it plays is on the road.

This all started when Faith's head coach, Kris Hogan, wanted to do something kind for the Gainesville team. Faith had never played Gainesville, but he already knew the score. After all, Faith was 7-2 going into the game, Gainesville 0-8 with 2 TDs all year. Faith has 70 kids, 11 coaches, the latest equipment and involved parents. Gainesville has a lot of kids with convictions for drugs, assault and robbery—many of whose families had disowned them—wearing seven-year-old shoulder pads and ancient helmets.

So Hogan had this idea. What if half of our fans—for one night only—cheered for the other team? He sent out an email asking the Faithful to do just that. "Here's the message I want you to send:" Hogan wrote. "You are just as valuable as any other person on planet Earth."

Some people were naturally confused. One Faith player walked into Hogan's office and asked, "Coach, why are we doing this?"

And Hogan said, "Imagine if you didn't have a home life. Imagine if everybody had pretty much given up on you. Now imagine what it would mean for hundreds of people to suddenly believe in you."

Next thing you know, the Gainesville Tornadoes were turning around on their bench to see something they never had before. Hundreds of fans. And actual cheerleaders!

"I thought maybe they were confused," said Alex, a Gainesville lineman (only first names are released by the prison). "They started yelling 'DEE-fense!' when their team had the ball. I said, 'What? Why they cheerin' for us?'"

It was a strange experience for boys who most people cross the street to avoid. "We can tell people are a little afraid of us when we come to the games," says Gerald, a lineman who will wind up doing more than three years. "You can see it in their eyes. They're lookin' at us like we're criminals. But these people, they were yellin' for us! By our names!"

Maybe it figures that Gainesville played better than it had all season, scoring the game's last two touchdowns. Of course, this might be because Hogan put his third-string nose guard at safety and his third-string cornerback at defensive end. Still.

After the game, both teams gathered in the middle of the field to pray and that's when Isaiah surprised everybody by asking to lead. "We had no idea what the kid was going to say," remembers Coach Hogan. But Isaiah said this: "Lord, I don't know how this happened, so I don't know how to say thank You, but I never would've known there was so many people in the world that cared about us."

And it was a good thing everybody's heads were bowed because they might've seen Hogan wiping away tears.

As the Tornadoes walked back to their bus under guard, they each were handed a bag for the ride home—a burger, some fries, a soda, some candy, a Bible and an encouraging letter from a Faith player.

The Gainesville coach saw Hogan, grabbed him hard by the shoulders and said, "You'll never know what your people did for these kids tonight. You'll never, ever know."

And as the bus pulled away, all the Gainesville players crammed to one side and pressed their hands to the window, staring at these people they'd never met before, watching their waves and smiles disappearing into the night.

Anyway, with the economy six feet under and Christmas running on about three and a half reindeer, it's nice to know that one of the best presents you can give is still absolutely free.

Hope.

Advice

I need some advice.

Sometime last year I was asked to perform a wedding ceremony in the spring of '09. I looked at my calendar and checked with my wife and the date was totally free. Then over the Christmas break a good friend called. Monica and I have been friends with her for about 10 years. Monica went to college with her and I went to seminary with her. Our friend called with some great news. She is getting married. Monica is in the wedding and it is back in Texas. We haven't been back to Texas since I graduated. We are amped about going back.

Do you see where this is going? Our friend is getting married on the same day of the wedding ceremony I'm performing. Monica wants me to tell the couple I'm marrying the story and see if they would mind someone else at Waters Edge marrying them. I feel awful doing that. If you were in my shoes what would you do?

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Welcome Jake Miller

Jake Miller is the newest staff member at Waters Edge Church. He is the Director of Preschoolers and Kids. I'm excited to have Jake and his family join our team. One thing that is really exciting is that Jake is a blogger. He now takes over for the most viewed blog by a Waters Edge Staff member. For those of you keeping count WEC now has 3 staffers that update their blogs (Rob, Brian, and Jake), 2 staffers who have blogs but don't update them (Phil and Bill), and one former staff who still updates her blog (Meredith May). Check out Jake's blog here.

Movie Review - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Brad Pitt's newest movie is...well...for lack of a better word a curious film. Brad Pitt plays a man who was born old and ages in reverse. The special affects are phenomenal. The acting is good. The premise is creative. But the movie is not that great.


I wasn't bored and that is saying a lot because the movie is close to 3 hours long. My main critique of the movie is that it attempts to be an epic tale, similar to Forest Gump, but the story never arrives to epic status. Brad's character meets some people, sails the seas, and sleeps with a lot of women. In the end you have an interesting movie, but in my opinion wait to rent it on DVD. It's rated PG-13 for mild violence and Brad Pitt's naked butt. I give it a thumb to the side.



Rob's Rating System: Two Thumbs up = I loved it, worth paying full price, and I will own it on DVD.
One Thumb up = An OK movie, worth a matinee showing, and I may buy it on DVD if I see it in the $5 bin.
Thumb to the side = Wait and rent it. I wouldn't be mad if someone gave me this DVD, but I wouldn't buy it.
Thumbs down = I hated it, wish I wouldn't have wasted money on it, wouldn't own it on DVD.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Big Week in Football

This is a HUGE week in football! I'm not talking about the NFL playoffs or even the college National title game. I'm talking about the battle between my friend Dan and Rob (that would be me) in Super Tecmo bowl. A couple of months ago Dan challenged me to a season in Tecmo Super Bowl for the Super Nintendo. We both picked teams in the same division. I'm the Cowboys and he is the Eagles. Here's how it works. Since the Super Nintendo didn't have memory cards...we share the game. We each play our game of the week at our own home. After my game I pass the game back to Dan and vice versa.

We are two games away from the playoffs and I have to win both of mine to win the division. This is HUGE! I'll keep you posted.

robshep.com...start em young

Name recognition is important in business. It's why Charmin put together a world class public restroom in the middle of Times Square (read post from Saturday). After my visit to Charmin I asked how they could have such a place and not charge. They told me they have a marketing budget and they spend a lot of it to put together this world class public restroom. They then told me it was worth it because of name recognition. Apple Computers used to have a similar marketing plan. For years, before the Mac vs. PC commercials, the only marketing Apple Computers did was product placement. They would strategically place Mac Computers in big name movies and TV shows. The idea is to get your products name out there. The more people that see your brand the more people will buy your product.


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The robshep.com baby onesie. I figure that if they get hooked at a young age I will have them for life. Just joking...this was actually a set of funny onesies we gave to my nephew Slade. Monica made one to represent each of his uncles and aunts.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Charmin saves the day - Rob and Monica's trip to NY

I hate public bathrooms. I'm thankful for them but I hate them. First off it's just weird going to the bathroom with strangers right next to you. Second it's gross. If I ever have to squat it's always a hover for me. I try not to touch anything. Third I don't understand why the makers of public restrooms couldn't spend the money to make a door the goes all the way to the floor and that doesn't have a gap on the side. It's embarrassing that everyone can see your feet. To make matters worse if someone does walk by they can sneak a peak through the gap between the door and the frame. It's just awkward.


Well in New York I ate something that didn't agree with me. My night was almost ruined. I told Monica that I was going to have to call it a night because I just wasn't feeling well. But then like an angel from Heaven we saw Charmin World. It's like a mini amusement park dedicated to Charmin. It has its own theme song with dance moves, and a dance floor where you can learn the dance moves. It has a MC who interacts with the crowd. It has a play area for the kids. They take your picture and you can purchase it just like at a theme park. You wait in line like you would wait for a ride at a theme park...but the payoff is a bathroom. They have 20 toilets. Each toilet is like a mini bathroom at your home. The door closes, there is a sink, and three different types of Charmin to test out. After each person goes an employee cleans the bathroom. There is even a number 1 and number 2 room for emergencies only. If it's really bad you can skip the line and go straight to number 1 or number 2. This place was wicked awesome.






The pictures don't quite do it justice, so I found a video on YouTube. The Charmin part of the video starts at about 18 seconds in. It's worth the view. Check it out.



Food of New York

One thing I love about New York City is the food. Why did we take pictures of all the food we ate in the Big Apple? I don't know, but I'm glad we do.


Pictured above: In line at Carnegie Deli. Apparently it's famous. The portions are HUGE. Pictured below: Monica and I split the sandwich pictured below. The cheesecake is also from there and it was delicious. When viewing the picture of the cheesecake try to focus on the food and not on the people. To their defense they thought the picture was just of the cheesecake. That's my hand with a fork ready to dig in.


Pictured below: Monica and I split a Pretzel from a street vendor before our Broadway show. That thing was as big as Monica's head.


Pictured below: The three pictures below are from Lindy's. The sign said it was world famous for cheesecake. I say everyone who believes that sign is a sucker.


Pictured below: The best meal I ate was a piece of pizza from a local pizza joint.

Pictured below: My brother in law, Scott, told us about a great hot dog joint in New York. It's called Gray's Papaya. It's good.



All this unhealthy food led to a upset stomach for Rob. Next blog Charmin saves the day. To be continued...

Toys of New York

I love toys!
For Christmas Monica and I gave each other a trip to New York City. I love New York because there are toys everywhere. Here are some pics of some of my favorite toys.
Pictured above: The Joker at Planet Hollywood.
Pictured below: The Batwing also at Planet Hollywood.
Pictured below: Superman at Toys R Us in Times Square.

Pictured below: Rob possing with the soldier at the classic toy store F.A.O. Schwarz.



Pictured below: Do you remember the movie Big? Here Rob is playing the piano with his feet.


Pictured below: The final three pictures are from the Lego section at F.A.O. Schwarz.