Would You Rather...

One of my favorite games for road trips, survey questions on the blog, or just hanging out with groups is "Would You Rather?" All you do is come up with two scenarios and ask people which one they would rather do. Now there is always someone who tries to destroy the game by saying they would rather do neither. In which I reply with a quick kick to the groin. I then ask them if they would have rather played the game or been kicked in the groin. Just joking.

Here are some examples: Would You Rather be A Rod or Barry Bonds? Would You Rather be rich and have no friends or be poor and have a lot of friends? Would You Rather be poked in the eye with a sharp stick or have your hand nibbled on by a cannibal? Would You Rather scrub floors or hang wallpaper? Would You Rather steal from an old lady or laugh out loud at a funeral? Would You Rather make a child cry or kick a puppy? Would Your Rather have a cat or a dog?

I've been playing this game for so long I've used most of the good ones multiple times. I'm looking for some new Would You Rather questions...do you have any that you would like to share?