So, last week at my Student Community Group the guys in the group were talking about UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship).
A lot of guys are really into UFC. I've watched a few fights in college and it is just not my thing. So I'm standing there in my kitchen listening to this conversation and I just don't have a lot to add. And then a question pops in my head. If you could be in a UFC match against one WEC staff member which staff member would you choose? For those of you who don't go to WEC here are your options...
Stu Hodges- Lead Pastor (Feisty, fiery, and fiercely competitive)
Phil Poteat - Worship Programming Manager (Friends with Larry T who actually knows Karate...no doubt Larry would train Phil before the event)
Rob Shepherd - Director of Community Groups and Students (Last fight was in 8th grade and Rob won in a landslide...He then felt so bad for beating the kid up he went and told on himself to his mom)
Bill Sprouse - Director of First Impressions (Always smiling...this is a good thing until you hit him and he just smiles at you...scary stuff)
Jamey Menser - Logistics Manager and Ministry Specialist (Deceivingly quick and the strongest staff member by far)
Brian Miller - Director of Administration (Tallest staff member and he is secure enough to carry a murse...man purse).
For the Ladies...
Meredith May - Director of Preschoolers and Kids (From Alabama...nuff said)
Keren Karslake - Administrative Specialist (Has really strong fingers from typing all day)
Amanda Brenneman - Preschoolers and Kids Ministry Specialist (Hard worker and a never quit attitude = one tuff cookie)
Ambre Delongchamp (Pregnant...so she's out of this competition)
So who would you battle against in a UFC match and why?
Having trained for a brief short period in cage fighting and ju-jitsu (which I loved, but not enough to invest the time or money)I would go with Jamie. He looks like he would be in my weight class and would be great a the grabbling.
ReplyDeleteJamey (I spelt his name wrong, sorry)
ReplyDeletehahahahaha! this is hilarious, Rob! BRING IT! I want to have a tug-o-war competition against these girls instead though... like the ones where you have to stand in the loop at the end of the rope and run backwards!
ReplyDeleteFirst, it's a satchel...much like Indiana Jones, the Postman, I digress. The other thing is you have no idea what is in it. So, ready for the bell to ring...BRING IT!
ReplyDeleteI'll take anyone that is willing...please though...PLEASE underestimate me and my wimpy image because I will unleash SOOOO MUCH fury you'll wish you were in a hospital so you can go back to never being born! Don't forget I roll deep too...50's ALL STARS MOUNT UP!
ReplyDeleteI do not understand what matt said!
ReplyDeleteI would break up any fight before it started. but if forced to, I'd take any of the ladies, or the guy with the murse. Just kidding Brian, welcome to WEC.
some say i am so vastly intellectual that i do not understand how to dumb down what i have to say so it comes out in weird talk which is what you just experienced DP^2. basically i was saying that due to my physique it is easy to underestimate me which is why i would destroy someone in a fight, and i was inserting an ongoing joke that rob and i have when i said the 50's all star thing. sorry about the mix up
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