My Wife Is A Super Ninja Rockstar

People ask if having twins is hard. The answer is yes. But it's hard like playing a sport instead of hard like math. Let me explain. Math is difficult because math is of the devil. The Bible says that God is not a God of confusion and math is confusing as all get out. When I was forced to take math classes it was hard work. It was work that felt pointless and it was work that I hated. I'd rather own a cat than do math and I hate the thought of owning a cat.

Playing sports on the other hand was hard work but I loved it. Practicing three to five times a week was hard work. Playing sports in high school involved sacrifice because it takes a lot of time. Playing sports was work but I never felt like it was work because I loved it! That's how it is with the twins. Oh and it doesn't hurt that my wife is a super ninja rock star...

My wife is awesome. Wait...my wife is beyond awesome. Now when I give people a compliment it normally includes a reference to them being a superhero, a ninja, or a rock star. My wife is so legit she's all of them combined. She's a super ninja rock star because...

• She's mad patient with me. When I get stressed I speak in short sentences and I get intense. We had one of those moments the other night at circa 3:30 AM. My son, Hayden, was crying Hulking OUT. Screaming, yank his head around backwards, turning purple type crying. I was trying to get his musical sound machine to work and it wasn't. I was then trying to take it off the crib and it was attached tighter then a mouth full of Super Glue. I started freaking out and she stayed calm. She's amazing.
• She thinks ahead for me. I am not great with details. I think about things when I need them. For example...if it weren't for her I'd walk out of the house with the twins but without a diaper bag, formula, pacifier etc. My wife packs all that stuff and thinks through what we need.
• She preps bottles before the next feeding. Unfortunately for us her milk isn't coming in so we have to use formula. We go through a lot of bottles. When I go to fix a bottle she has already put it together and set it in front of the formula. It makes it so easy for me.
• We just had our twins' first baby photos taken. I posted some on Monday's post. She wanted to make sure that they got a picture taken with basketballs and that the Lakers were featured. She did that because I love the Lakers! Amazing!
• She brags on me in public. I am a hot mess as a dad. I am learning as I'm going and that means that I make a lot of mistakes. I hear her talking to others and she always talks about what a great dad I am. All men desire respect and having respect from my wife makes me a better man.

I love my super ninja rock star of a wife. Who do you know that's a Super Ninja Rockstar?