- Don't ring the doorbell. Just walk in when you come to group.
- Help yourself. If you want a drink help yourself. (Amendment: the first amendment to the rules was I had to add a two drink limit because one of the students was drinking 3 to 4 cans of soda in an hour and half time period.)
- When you pee in the bathroom out of respect for my wife put the toilet seat back down. Even if you don't know my wife respect her. There is a picture of me and my wife above the toilet. The students tell me it weirds them out but it's there to remind them to close the lid. Just joking.
- When you drink the Kool-Aid you have to say bangerang.
Do you remember the phrase bangerang from the movie Hook? In a desperate attempt to cut back on the sodas we were buying my wife bought black cherry Kool-Aid. On the first night we had it I was trying to get the students to drink it and I told them it was bangerang Kool-Aid. Whenever they would ask why I would simply say because when you drink it you will say the words bangerang...it's just that good.
For some reason that stuck. Whenever we have Kool-Aid the students call it bangerang. If a new student comes to group other students will tell them to drink the bangerang Kool-Aid. I always feel a little weird at this point because drinking the Kool-Aid at church has some negative feelings attached to it. Anyway...sure enough when a student drinks the Kool-Aid they will say the phrase bangerang after they drink it.
I recommend trying black cherry Kool-Aid...who knows maybe you too will have to say bangerang after you drink it.
love black cherry koolaid....bangerang!
ReplyDeletefunny post.
This sounds horrible, but when I was a kid, all the "poor" families served Kool-Aid because it was cheap. Somehow this association has always stayed with me and I am now fearful of that product.
ReplyDeleteWe weren't allowed to have kool-aid much when we were little. Mom thought it had too much sugar. Now my youngest sister lives on Dr Pepper. No fair. :)
ReplyDeleteI love Kool Aid, maybe we were one of those poor families, haha! I NEVER drink it though, not sure why... too much sugar I guess. Anyway, Eden gets to have some "special" kool aid at the dentist in a few weeks. It is supposed to make her happy and carefree! She has to have her tooth pulled, I think the valium in the drink will make her say Bangerang!
ReplyDeletei do love me some bangerang kool-aid!
ReplyDeleteit is delicious!
the part about the negative conotations made me laugh out loud... which was awkward in our small office environment.
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