Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Insane Clown Posse Part 2

So a prank was pulled on the dorm I was staying in at camp. Apparently the pranksters went from room to room checking to see whose room was unlocked. They would then walk into an unlocked room and scare the Jesus out of them. One of our middle school students woke up swinging punches at the pranksters. One of the camp counselors from the camp screamed like a little girl. It woke up some of our leaders who, after seeing the camera, barricaded themselves in their room by moving a desk in front of the door. The people who pulled off the prank messed with the wrong church.

In fact the people who pulled the prank should have done a background check on us. You see we are from the 757. The 757 produces athletes that go to prison. Have you heard of Allen Iverson or Michael Vick. You don't mess with the 757. We're crazy. The leaders I brought immediately started talking about retaliation. It included man-napping the men behind the prank, blindfolding them, duck taping their hands together, and placing them on our charter bus.

After 30 minutes of searching the hallways for the insane clown posse I finally found the culprits. It was a rogue staff member who led the prank. The midget was actually some one's six year old son. I shared with them how uncool it was for them to break the rules. The next day the staff apologized over and over again. The culprits got in trouble and I don't think this will happen again. I'm glad no one was hurt.

7 comments:

  1. Now Rob, this was anticlimactic. Where's the drama, the intrigue, the unexpected twist, the red herrings? Alright, maybe the idea of an inside job was not forseen by me, but you should have somehow gotten them back with more than a "stern" talking to. Although, perhaps, you are still plodding and planning your delicious revenge??

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  2. What's camp without a little drama of this type? These are the things people remember most.

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  3. I love a good prank.... well not one played on me. It reminds me of the good ole pranks from The Parent Trap. The original one with Hayley Mills. Anyway, pranks=laughter!

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  4. i was totally ready for the duct tape to go flying...

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  5. shoulda man-napped & duct-taped them to a tree for everyone to see the next morning

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  6. you have crazy people that read your blog, they are funny but crazy.

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  7. "The 757 produces athletes that go to prison."

    LOVE it! Scott always talks about the 757...

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