Dear Hair,
I really appreciate you. In fact I'd look really weird if my body was completely hairless. You provide warmth for my head, as my eye brows you provide a sweat catcher, and because of shaving you give me something to do in the morning. In other words I'm grateful for you.
With all the good you do I hate to nitpick but there are a few things that I just don't understand. I don't understand why you decide to grow and not grow. Why are you on my back when I don't want you to be? At the same time you're leaving my head where I really want you. Don't you want to go where you are welcomed?
I also don't get what causes you to grow. Why did you decide to start growing on my ears? Are you like a plant who leaves seeds when it falls. Did you fall off my head and onto my ears, and back? Don't get me wrong I don't have it as bad as some guys, but I'm curious.
If there is anything I've done to tick you off and make you want to leave my head then I'm sorry. Please don't take it out on the rest of my body.
Trying to understand,
Rob
P.S. Please stop growing out of my nose. Instead put that same effort into the top of my head and I'll be a happy man.
hahaha...thanks for the lunchtime laugh friend!
ReplyDeleteToo funny...it does seem that hair does that as you get older. Billy says the same stuff. haha.
ReplyDeleteSmiles, ..., too knowingly.
ReplyDeletenice. funny stuff.
ReplyDeleteyou are hilarious!!!!! thanks for the chuckle!
ReplyDeleteJennifer, thank you for the comment.
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