Spencer for hire

So, this week I watched David Letterman interview Spencer Pratt. Spencer is one of the stars of the MTV reality show The Hills. The show never shows him working, and yet he appears like he has a lot of money.

Anyway, Spencer gets grilled on David Letterman. I'm talking about turn the heat up, close the lid and cook away. In the interview David is typical David and asks awkward, hard questions, that everyone is thinking but nobody has asked. Dave wanted to get to the bottom of what Spencer does for a living. Every time the Hills is on in my house I ask that same question. According to the interview Spencer gets a minimum of $100,000 just to appear in a club. Here is the only clip of the show I could find on YouTube. Sorry for the adds and announcer lady.




Now, I will never intentionally bash on another human being on this blog. There is too much negativity going on in the world and I don't want to be a part of it. In fact I will find something nice to say about Spencer. Good for him for capitalizing on America's obsession with celebrities. If someone is willing to pay him 100 G's then he would be foolish not to take it. Personally, I don't like the club scene. It's loud, smokey, and I feel like I have to be on the defensive because there are so many guys trying to go low low low low around my wife and the other female friends that are with us. But if someone were to start paying me $100,000 I would make appearances at the club. In fact, I would go to one club a week for 10 weeks in a row and then retire from the club circuit. The clubs could throw me a retirement ceremony and each club could retire a piece of my clothing and hang it from the rafters for all to see (similar to the way sports teams retire jerseys). After a few years of retirement I would throw a press conference announcing that I was back. It would be a big deal and clubs everywhere would want me. I would then up the price to $200,000 an appearance. I would do a mini club tour and visit a few selected clubs for one week only. I would bring other staff members from Waters Edge with me so they could get their name out. Then clubs could pay them ridiculous amounts of money and collectively we could put our earnings together and pay for the Big Dream (our new church building). We would get an extra $500,000 a piece to do the Hang'n Tough routine. It would be great! So if there are any club owners out there who want to pay me Spencer type money to go to their club; please leave a comment.