Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Church Signs

Drove home from lunch and I saw this church sign. Do what?



I didn't think much of it until my buddy called and told me to check out this church sign in York County...


First of all Stu doesn't cuss. He only uses words found in the Bible and he uses them in context. To quote him correctly he said Hell? No! But then we got a call in the office that said there was a sign talking smack about WEC on Todds Lane. Here's a pic.

I couldn't believe what I saw, but there's more. Here is a pic from a church in Newport News.



I don't even know what that means, but it is an obvious shot at WEC. Apparently church signs everywhere are uniting with messages against WEC. Here are more pics...



That was a good play on words using Stuart instead of steward, but unnecessary!



That's not in the Bible! This next one was just a low blow...


I hope by now you know that all of that was a joke. I found this link to http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/ on Ben Arment's blog. Funny stuff!

8 comments:

  1. NO WAY!!! I was sold, I could not not BELIEVE it got any bridges to sell?

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  2. HAHAHAHAHA! I love this blog! Rob, that was stinkin' hysterical! I thought it was real or somebody was playing a joke on you... Hahaha!

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  3. Rob, that was hillarious! At first I thought "no way!". Then I knew it had to be a joke of some sort.

    Hope you guys are doing well. Found your blog at The Big Dream.

    We miss you guys!

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  4. Ha! Those were really funny. My favorites have to be "New Kids" dance and the "Rockin em to Hell"

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  5. I was totally fooled!!!!

    Fell for it hook, line & sinker!

    Almost started to pray for the US church!

    Very funny

    Aussie John

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  6. so haha I was convinced too...so I changed some around and showed my pastor someone was talkin smack and he totally bought it...someone can get in trouble with this thing...hahaha

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  7. You really had me going there.
    Mim

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  8. Thanks everyone for the comments! I think that receiving comments is my new love language (if you haven't read The Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman go read it and you might chuckle at what I just wrote.) I thought it was a dead give away when I wrote the names of some of the churches. The last two names are my favorite.

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