Thursday, March 25, 2010

Why Women Nag

DISCLAIMER: My wife doesn't nag me. Ever.

I have a theory about why women nag their men. Women are way more complex then men. If you ever ask a woman how her day was you get a lot of details. When you ask a guy it can be summed up in one or two words. So here's my theory...when a woman asks her man to do do something she has a million thoughts going through her head. When a guy hears it he has one thought and that is whatever he is doing.

After five, ten, or fifteen minutes if the guy hasn't responded there is a good chance that he's forgotten what he was asked to do. After five, ten, or fifteen minutes the woman has had a bazillion thoughts go through her head. When her man hasn't responded she becomes worried because she's juggling so many other thoughts. It's not as big of a deal to guys because many of them are one track minded. The problem is when she nags no one wins.

Application for women: Don't nag.
Application for men: Don't give your woman a reason to nag.

It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop [on the flat oriental roof, exposed to all kinds of weather] than in a house shared with a nagging, quarrelsome, and faultfinding woman. - Proverbs 21:9

6 comments:

  1. so lets break this down...you are actually complimenting women as being mutli tasked, and capable of great thoughts, while us guys can only handle one. smiles.

    nice post.

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  2. Listen Rob, you need to clean up your blog. Fix your spelling errors, fix your problems with grammar and punctuation, straighten up in your chair, put on a smile and stop looking at me like that. Mister your attitude is atrocious. Would it kill you to help out once in a while around the house, maybe pick up your dirty clothes and put them into the hamper. ... Huh, what was I taking about? Gosh, I forget now.

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  3. good post, and good reminder for me.

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  4. Thanks for not giving me a reason to nag you. Sorry if I ever do!

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  6. my wife will bless you for telling guys not to give their woman a reason to nag...for instance...the chewing gum i left in my pocket just today that then went through the laundry...that's seriously like the 5th time I've done it=reason to nag...is there a verse that complements the proverbs one saying, "guys don't be a donkey"? A woman can be only 1 thing, your mother or your lover

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