I've Never...
- Thrown up. I've never been sick to my stomach and I've never hugged a toilet.
- Been stung by a bee.
- Grown a sweet or unsweet mustache.
- Gotten a tattoo.
- Had to blame it on the a a a a a alcohol.
- Smoked a cigar, cigarette, or pipe.
- Gone streaking.
- Kissed another girl other than my wife.
- Met a pizza I didn't like. In other words I like all pizza.
- Seen Gone With The Wind.
- Successfully shuffled a deck of cards.
So that's my list. I tried to pick things that I haven't done but I think that you have. Now it's your turn.
What have you never done that you know or think that I have?