Wednesday, March 2, 2011

I've Never

I've Never...
  • Thrown up. I've never been sick to my stomach and I've never hugged a toilet.
  • Been stung by a bee.
  • Grown a sweet or unsweet mustache.
  • Gotten a tattoo.
  • Had to blame it on the a a a a a alcohol.
  • Smoked a cigar, cigarette, or pipe.
  • Gone streaking.
  • Kissed another girl other than my wife.
  • Met a pizza I didn't like. In other words I like all pizza.
  • Seen Gone With The Wind.
  • Successfully shuffled a deck of cards.
So that's my list. I tried to pick things that I haven't done but I think that you have. Now it's your turn. What have you never done that you know or think that I have?

22 comments:

  1. MonshepMarch 2, 2011 at 7:07 AM

    You've also never had a cavity. I've never been away from you for 5 days & 4 nights. Miss you!

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  2. BillyMarch 2, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    I'm not sure I've ever heard of a list that can compare...what are you 30? this is pretty amazing

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  3. Tracy S.March 2, 2011 at 7:26 AM

    Never been west of Wisconsin, never ran more than 2 miles without stopping (or with stopping probably! LOL), never "pulled an all nighter", never have I ever - lol - played this game without a drink in hand (LOL), never drank out of the same spot in a glass twice (I have a thing with glass texture), never owned a vehicle other than a Honda since 1999 (this is excludes Walker POOR taste in his own vehicle - lol).

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  4. Daniel CarmanMarch 2, 2011 at 7:43 AM

    Let's see, something that I haven't done that I suspect that you have ... hmmm ... I have never bitten the head off a puppy.

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  5. Lindsey BrooksMarch 2, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    i've never rapped in front of hundreds of people.
    i've never written a blog.
    i've never dressed up like mario.
    i've never (attempted to) ride a donkey.
    i've never owned a real arcade game machine.
    i've never lived in a townhouse.
    i've never written a (hilarious) video (or any video, really).
    i've never had twins!

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  6. NicteasleyMarch 2, 2011 at 8:27 AM

    There are a few things on there that I feel should change soon.
    Gone with the Wind is a classic, so go ahead and watch it.
    Streaking... are you talking in public or through the house?
    It's time to grow the stash. Think of how great the first baby pictures will be with a sweet stash in them.
    And I think you may be saving the throwing up for that first gag nasty diaper. PLEASE video record it.

    I have never lived in Virginia. Been to the moon. Been to Europe.
    Grown my hair past ear length (wish I could even grow it that long now :( ). Shaved both of my legs.
    Rescued someone from a burning building ( I did get used by God to rescue some peeps from other fiery places).
    I never have had twins although I think it would be awesome!
    I have never coughed, farted, and blown my nose at the same time.

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  7. MimMarch 2, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    I've never
    graduated from seminary.
    baptized anyone
    purchased new jeans that look extremely worn
    wiggled my eyes while looking straight ahead
    gone to a Laker's game
    used Superman theme as a recessional for my wedding

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  8. RobMarch 2, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    32. It's not that great.

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  9. RobMarch 2, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    Miss you like crazy!

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  10. RobMarch 2, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    Mom you kind of have an unfair advantage since you are my mom.

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  11. RobMarch 2, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    Nic I like your list. Good stuff.

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  12. RobMarch 2, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    Not true. You did have a blog for your community group. And you should consider writing a blog.

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  13. RobMarch 2, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    Daniel you are funny.

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  14. RobMarch 2, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    I didn't know that about the glass. Interesting stuff.

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  15. Geoffrey FoxMarch 2, 2011 at 11:53 AM

    I have never:
    - run the Nolan trail
    - called someone Francis
    - had runner's nipples
    - worried about my hairline
    - enjoyed watching basketball
    - rocked a sweet jam with Phil Poteat

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  16. seekingpastorMarch 2, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    I've never tasted alcohol or touched any form of illegal drug. I don't think. I've never even smelled marijuana unless you count the smell from a used bookstore I go to every now and then.

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  17. Lindsey BrooksMarch 2, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    i didn't WRITE the blog. i cut & pasted the blog. i don't think i have the gumption to keep up with a blog...though, in my head, i'd be awesome at it!

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  18. Bunch of BarronsMarch 2, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    You have NEVER thrown up? You're an alien. :)

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  19. Ubele LaurelMarch 2, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    i have never tried escargo...(or tried to spell it..LOL)
    I have never rode a uni-cycle
    I have never been to the grand canyon
    I have never ridden in a hot air balloon
    I have never written a book
    I have never been to an Olympic gymnastic event or any event for that matter
    I have never been to New York City

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  20. *TaYgan*March 2, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    LOL that's a great list. Definitely do not see gone with the wind! Get a tattoo! and then maybe blame it on the alcohol =)

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  21. Michael HarperMarch 3, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    Ive never your kiss your wife O.o I WIN! jkjk but seriously

    I've never read a Harry Potter Book
    I've never seen DC Talk in concert(a shame)
    I've never seen a chic flick in theaters
    I've never been drunk
    I've never lived in the same house/apartment for more than 4 years.
    I've never been in a location where i was scared walking outside at 11pm at night

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  22. Michael HarperMarch 3, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    also, i've never been to Catalyst or Passion or any Major Christian Conference.

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