Here is a sample of what I've found in the book...
- When an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger aired in France, the French surrendered to Churck Norris just to be on the safe side.
- Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of the his mother's womb. Hence the term "C-Section."
- Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- Chuck Norris's poo is used as currency in Argentina.
- Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
- Chuck Norris refers to himself in the fourth person.
Funny stuff. Thanks again whoever gave me the gift.
